There’s nothing for you back there. They cannot save you, Jane.
No. But I can save them.
just a reminder that hugh hefner leaked marilyn monroe’s nudes, which she then had to apologize to society for, and only she was shamed, and it could have ruined her entire career, and then after she died, he paid thousands so his grave could be beside hers, so he could further claim ownership and victimize her even after death
he also called the drugs he made his bunnies take “thigh spreaders” and would pass these drugged women around to all types of men at his parties, including bill cosby. hugh was even question after being directly accused of helping bill r*pe one of his victims
it was a fire-able offence to gain more than 5lbs of their hiring weight, which hugh used to help pit the girls against each other for constant in-fighting until it was time for the nightly drug induced orgy
just a few lil facts, but you know… “what an icon!”
rot in pieces hugh
Harry Potter the Second. You were named after the bravest man I knew. It was me. I’m awesome. I fucking killed voldemort.
“I have the greatest job in the world and am married to the love of my life. I can’t imagine my life any other way and I’m thankful every single day for what I have. Sometimes you just have to go with your gut.
me: *is anxious about not having a job*
me: *is anxious about having a job*
me: cool
me [calling mall security]: check your security cameras right now
mall security: there’s a guy doing squats, but I don’t see much-
me: yea that’s me, critique my form


u.k. people - the election is tomorrow. (8th june)
polls are open 7am to 10pm. you don’t need your polling card to vote. if you don’t know where to vote, go to this website and put in your postcode, it will tell you where your polling station is.this website will tell you who to vote for in your constituency for the best way to get the tories out. please vote. i don’t care if the weather’s shite or if you’re too busy or what. put a coat on, plan your day as best you can and get to the polling station.
Sometimes being gay can be really lonely. Not in the sense that you don’t have friends or anything, but you just feel isolated. The movies aren’t made for you. The music on the radio isn’t made for you. Advertisements aren’t made for you. You feel like everyone is in on some joke and you’re laughing with them but you didn’t get it.